For the past week the NZ media hasn’t had enough to say about The Handbag Incident. The abridged story goes something like:
- Wellington rugby player Chris Masoe is in a Christchurch bar following their defeat in the Super 14 tournament finals (it’s finally over).
- Masoe is pissed (in the NZ sense) and trips over an innocent bystander. Masoe then gets pissed (in the US sense) and punches the guy. The guy’s friend Nicole Davies is sitting right there.
- Masoe’s teammate Tana Umaga takes Nicole’s handbag and whacks Masoe with it, eventually making him cry and leave the bar.
- Masoe is fined $3000, Nicole’s cell phone is broken.
Enter TradeMe, the NZ eBay. Since the Incident people have wasted no time selling silly memorabilia and spending outrageous sums to buy this crap. The crown jewel is, of course, The Handbag, and that just sold for a handsome $22,000 NZD ($13,800 USD). An acrylic drawing of the handbag picture on TradeMe sold for $600. Bidding on camera footage from the bar is at around $2500. In a week I bet this stuff goes for 1/2 the price, in two weeks 1/20th. So go the opportunist!! I was impressed that Ms. Davies jumped at the chance to sell the bag while the getting was good, but then I came across this interview quote:
“She confirmed she had only traded once on [TradeMe] before – and that was to buy a DVD which claimed the Twin Towers were deliberately demolished and the September 11 attacks were a fraud.” –New Zealand Herald
Hmmm… not as impressed. OK so she’s an idiot who is $22,000 richer. Better than the “successful” bidders Sue Langmaid and Aaron Crapp (I kid you not) who have just paid 733x face value for a bag. Huge amount of media minutes/pages, lots of TradeMe junk, a $3000 fine and broken cellphone… this is a major economic event in NZ! (Dislodging the other economic story in NZ about rising petrol prices which keep people from putting food on their table… not nearly as fun and The Handbag Incident.)
Hello Mums (Tan & Kalafut). Have a wonderful Mother’s Day. Sorry Jim and I could not spend the day with you. We hope you spend the day doing nothing for a change 🙂 Relax and just enjoy the day.
We love you.
Getting READY for the PLUNGE!
ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! #$%!@%#$%!@%^^!#
And… look at that BIG smile on his face!!!! .. take that Nevis!!..
How come I didn’t get a front page link off cnn.com for my Nevis leap!?!
The bungy was a piece of cake compared to holiday traffic through a winding mountain pass, but we’re safely back in Christchurch after a great weekend. There are plenty of pictures to post, but not tonight… The full day and long drive back have made collapsing on the couch much more appealing than staring at a computer.
This morning we’ll be setting off to Queenstown for the long Easter weekend (we get Monday off too). Queenstown is located about 6 hours south of Christchurch and is a top tourist destination, along with being considered the adventure activity mecca in a country filled with extreme sports. We’ve planned to check out the whitewater rafting, jetboating and a day long hike on the Routeburn Track. There is loads to do in an around town so I don’t expect a lot of lounging around on this trip! And that all of this is nestled in the mountains near a picturesque lake doesn’t hurt.
Kiwis like their extreme sports and bungy jumping would qualify as such. The commercial version of the activity was (I’ve been told) born in New Zealand–in Queenstown no less! The original jump still operates there, but so do dozens of others. I skydove in 1998 as a thing to try, and bungy jumping has been on the list for years so I figured if I don’t do it in New Zealand, I probably won’t get around to it at all. Choosing a jump wasn’t too hard. There is price (ranging from expensive to very expensive), height, ambiance and gimmickry (i.e. night jumps, naked jumps, jumping from a parasails, etc.) Since I don’t think it really takes any skill, and I’ll probably bother only once or twice in my life, I decided to go for the highest static jump I could find. It just so happens that the supposed highest static jump in the world is in Queenstown! That’s good and bad, because I committed myself to do it, but after looking at lots of pictures of it and talking to lots of Xtreme people who refuse to do it because “it’s just too high”, I’m really getting queasy. The Nevis Highwire is not the typical jump from a bridge or off a ledge. Rather, AJ Hacket–the bungy empire in NZ–spent millions building a jump pod suspended (photos: 1, 2) about 134m (440ft) above the Nevis Gorge. At this height you get to enjoy an 8.5 second free fall. There are purportedly all sort of innovations and patents surrounding the whole system, but I don’t think many care because it’s just so damn high!
I’m booked on this jump and they have my credit card number. Monday morning I’ll go do this and Angela will watch (maybe). It’s all supposed to be safe and certified, but writing a pre-jump blog seemed nonetheless like a good idea. I hope to write the next post too!
Here are a couple of pictures of our place in Westmorland, Christchurch. It is the house with the red roof. If you look up from the road, its between the yellow sign and the blue car. (Click on the picture to enlarge). The biker looks pretty good too :-)… and hence the focus!
The middle house on the hill is our house.
I activated Skype Voicemail, so feel free to use it. The phone service and our cheapo phone equipment is making Skype the preferred way to talk all around. I might even spring for a Skype-In number (Angela is already using one for work with good results).
I mentioned that I thought the crying over the haka not being televised was a bit much. Well the Aussie’s think there’s just a bit too much haka going on at the games and say it’s devaluing a sacred NZ custom. Referring to it as the “hakarena” and that “hakas for bronze medals had as much value as Zimbabwean dollars” will stoke the fire nicely. Game on!
